Rosh Hashana officially started on Friday night, but because we don't celebrate high holidays on Shabbat, the celebration officially started last night. Happy New Year to all and a Happy Sunday to Tony.
Celebrating Pesach
A Facebook Haggadah. I plan on using this one of these years...
Ridding Myself Of The Chametz
A message to Tony. How could he possibly refuse such a personalized and incredible deal? Dear Mr. PENGUATROLL <null>, we are delighted that you, PENGUATROLL <null>, are interested our offer of FANTASTIC SAVINGS and INCREDIBLE DEALS!!! For the LOW, LOW PRICE of $1, you will be able to purchase all of the chametz in our…
Too Good Not To Share
They're not saying "Jews"---they're saying "Juice!" Death to all _juice!_ My absolute favorite comment came from mojo on the second page: "Concentrate, Ahmad! CONCENTRATE!"
The End Of Chanukah
Tonight marks the final night of Chanukah. Here is my Channukiyah in full glory. Somehow, I was able not to burn down my apartment during the entire process...
Chanukah 2008
Under the fold are a few Chanukkiyah pictures. This is the one I ordered. It looks good enough that it should last me several years and is definitely the classiest one I've had... Naturally, though, the candle holders are just a little too big for the candles I have (the tall, thin kind). My solution: …
Getting Ready For Poker
We're going to try something new this evening at poker... [Note: no, I don't actually own one of these...unfortunately...]
Chanukkiyah Ordered
Chanukah's not a major holiday, but it is a fun one to celebrate, and so I decided to order a new Chanukkiyah to replace the old one that I used to have but lost and the one which, err, was a menorah instead of a true Chanukkiyah. In my defense, Pat and I had searched…
Evil In The World
A terrorist attack in Bombay has killed at least 125. According to the Indians, the terrorists came from Pakistan. My guess is that they are trying desperately to prevent any kind of conciliation and warming of relations between India and Pakistan. My other guess is that the true root cause of the issue is a…
Zombies and Child Molesters
Via G-Mail. me: Greetings, Senor Jew. Sent at 2:01 PM on Thursday Kevin: Greetings, Comrade Atheist. How go things? me: Thingish. And you? Sent at 2:03 PM on Thursday Kevin: Fairly well. I just got finished with a sexual harassment and ethics refresher. The network administrator and I tried to get the EEO guy to…