Smell ya later forever, Hit-ner

We fans of the Cleveland Browns won't have Donte Whitner to push around any more! Whitner was released unexpectedly earlier today/yesterday (depending on your time zone and frame of reference). It is something of a shame, especially since he complains the Browns waited intentionally to cost him money in free agency. The Browns also cut…

Browns sign RG3

Cleveland gets their White Whale, sort of. Only, instead of hunting the whale, they just kinda waited until he died of natural causes and washed up ashore. That counts as "getting" the whale, right? In all seriousness, I actually really like this deal. While RG3 hasn't been good in a long time, part of that…

Browns make two more signings (goodish ones, too!)

I think we have to assume that Paul DePodesta or someone else in the Browns front office is a devotee of this blog, because they filled two important holes today after I put them in my list of positions we need to fill. First, Cleveland signed Demario Davis, an ILB. Davis is going to pair…

Browns needs in the draft, ranked

Cleveland has ten picks in the draft (thanks to compensation picks for losing Buster Skrine, Brian Hoyer, and Jabaal Sheard last season). What do they need with those picks? Everything! However, there are certain priorities, to be sure, and I'm going to rank the top seven in reverse order. 7. Safety -- I'm treating safeties and…

Browns add football players to their team

To make up for their disastrous first day of free agency, Cleveland has signed two human beings who allegedly play football. The breakdown: OL Alvin Bailey -- Last played for the Seahawks, Bailey is versatile and can play multiple OL positions. Is he any good? He's been in 43 games and started only 8. ILB…

New QBs don’t need offensive lines, right?

So, Cleveland lost four players -- four! -- on the very first day of free agency. Here's my take: C Alex Mack -- The second best lineman on the team, this one hurts. Going to Atlanta might be a good fit for him, and it isn't likely to have reciprocations against Cleveland in the short term,…

Harvard grads and the Browns: gotta catch ’em all!

Cleveland added its Vice President of Player Personnel, Andrew Berry, who will sort of be the GM. He'll do player evaluations, make the original draft board, and have input on the final roster (although final say goes to Sashi Brown). Waiting For Next Year has an awesome write-up. Overall, it seems like a great move,…

A bevvy of new coaches for Cleveland

Cleveland has a new defensive coordinator (same as the old coordinator?) and a bunch of offensive assistants now. I don't like Ray Horton. I'm mystified as to why Hue Jackson hired him. He's not Jim O'Neill, so +50 points for that, but Horton was mediocre at best in the past. Maybe he'll turn things around,…

End of Madden 16

I haven't officially traded it in yet, but I've deleted it from the PS4, so there's that. I thought I'd share some final thoughts about Madden 16 and what could be improved for next year. -- The email system needs an overhaul. I would love to get useful emails, like "Joe Thomas retired and entered…