The thought processes of the male and female Homo Sapiens

First off, sapiens is a participle in Latin. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HOMO SAPIEN. Now that we've got that out of the way... Assume, for a moment, that you have a decision to make. To simplify, it is a binary decision, i.e. A or not-A (or, if you like, A or B). …

News-o!

Pitchfork, once again showing clearly why it it the internet's foremost in serious pop music journalism, has this to offer: this. Some observations. Rachael's sweetie is in a band. Cringe, I think is what they're called. Not to be confused with Shudder (to Think) or Dayton's own Shrug. Rachael is not creepy, is most certainly…

The Rachael Ray Show

Rachael Ray has her own daytime television show on basic cable now. Legend has it that on its first episode Rachael literally nearly severed her finger. Like, blood everywhere. She went on with the show, however, because she is impervious to physical pain. Nothing she can't laugh off. Some people have been asking me lately…