Time for an endless parade of teen comedies

Oh, sorry. Wrong John Hughes. I will be totally upfront about this: I am a John Hughes fan. He is big and can stop the run. I am totally on board with re-signing him. Only… free agents? Can we try for some of those? I mean, maybe Thaddeus Lewis needs somebody to carry his clipboard. (Full disclosure: obviously, there is a descending clipboard hierarchy here, but it’s all the same clipboard. So, the backup QB carries the clipboard, unless he wants a break, when he hands it off to the #3 guy. The clipboard only contains one thing: the picture of an entirely different clipboard. Do not even think of putting anything else on the clipboard. Sorry, I lost my train of thought.)

There is clearly some kind of free agent master plan here. Perhaps Buster Skrine and Jabaal Sheard will wait until an opportune moment, then tear off their jerseys to reveal they were secretly Browns players all along. Of course, we aren’t playing the Jets or the Patriots, so maybe this plan isn’t as radical as I think it is. Unless we’re talking the super-long con.

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EDIT: Oh yeah, we almost re-signed Jordan Cameron. Then we didn’t.

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This might be the greatest thing ever

Just read this article and look at the charts. Find yourself asking questions like How robust is my smile? or Is happiness a good thing? or How do I decrease my neuroticism by .2% and thus be the least neurotic player on my team?

I really, really, want to take this test and figure out what my results are. I’m just not sure I’m qualified to judge my own skeptical smile. Is it skeptical enough? Is it too skeptical? I MUST KNOW.