You guys won’t have B. J. Upton to kick around anymore!

The hilarity of players randomly changing their names for no reason never gets old. Enter the Centerfielder Formerly Known as B. J. Upton. You are now legally required to call him Melvin Upton, Jr. I don’t know how this will help the vortex of suck that is his bat, but I have a suspicion.

Mevin Upon

Mvin Up

MVP.

You’re welcome, Kevin.

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