There was a time when I could even. That time, alas, has passed, never to be seen again.

Deadspin made it into a movie. Slate interviewed the author. I marveled at the fact that not only is there Rob Gronkowski erotica, but that they intend on making an entire series of Rob Gronkowski erotica. Also, the author of said Rob Gronkowski erotica has written erotica about Wendy from Wendy’s. I am starting to wonder whether or not the author actually knows what the word “erotica” means.

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