Oh, Johnny Manziel. You card! What with the fake $25 million lawsuits and all filed against you. Deadspin covered it first — I have to be fair — but DBN chose a way better picture. The Deadspin link has the actual lawsuit, and it’s glorious.
I figure there’s a 50-50 chance Manziel calls a press conference, says nothing, but whips it out while everyone photographs it. If it turns out the lawsuit is legitimate, I think that’s even more hilarious.