The last couple of days, I poked a bit of fun at object-oriented developers who move to a relational platform and try to do things like nesting views or using functions inappropriately (although, to be fair, it's not so much that developers are trying to use functions as that the way Microsoft implemented functions leads…
We’ll always have Madden, D’Qwell
Sorry to hear it's official, but D'Qwell Jackson got released as a cap casualty. You may be saying, "But the Browns have a shit ton of cap space!" That's true, but he's also got a bit of an injury history and is on the wrong side of 30. More importantly, he racks up tons of tackles…
Great interview questions, or the greatest interview questions?
Deadspin has done it again. I especially love "tell me all the things you could do with a brick in one minute." I mean, if all you have is the brick and the interviewer, that's kind of an obvious answer, right?
Bill Livingston: Man of strong (and wrong) opinions
Bill Livingston, coot, continues his ramblings about the Browns and his love affair with Johnny Manziel. What began as a "boo hoo, I used to like the Cowboys and the Browns beat us" piece eventually became "DRAFT JOHNNY MANZIEL!" I'd stop reading his stories, if not for the fact that they serve as a barometer…