T-SQL Anti-Patterns: Row By Agonizing Row (RBAR) Queries

The last couple of days, I poked a bit of fun at object-oriented developers who move to a relational platform and try to do things like nesting views or using functions inappropriately (although, to be fair, it's not so much that developers are trying to use functions as that the way Microsoft implemented functions leads…

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We’ll always have Madden, D’Qwell

Sorry to hear it's official, but D'Qwell Jackson got released as a cap casualty.¬†You may be saying, "But the Browns have a shit ton of cap space!" That's true, but he's also got a bit of an injury history and is on the wrong side of 30. More importantly, he racks up tons of tackles…