This link is not even remotely safe for work, but it is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. A bit of backstory.
A friend of mine, to whom I loaned my copy of “Knights of the Old Republic”, sent me a Steam copy some time ago, as he never returned it. As usual, I was googling stuff about the game, and learned that, shockingly, there are “romances” in the game. (Really, really tame ones, but still romances.)
Then my mind went to a dark place. A very, very dark place. Could you romance the robots? … No, thankfully, you could not.
That doesn’t mean there aren’t fanfics, though. Like this one, which is being fisked, between HK-47 and Bastila. Oh, and in case you think this is the work of one deranged author, there are others. Many, many other slash fiction stories involving HK-47. I only read this one. I have no desire to read others.
Which leads me to a sidebar. How is there no MST3K for porn yet?