Basic premise: Bald guy is a detective; also features lollipops.
Why it’s here: Because Telly Savalas is a fucking bad ass. I mean, if you’ve seen the Dirty Dozen, you already knew that, but this show proves it.
Why it’s not higher: The bald jokes got stale. The show went on for five years and multiple TV movies, yet the bald. jokes. never. stop.