*The planet, not the goddess or the tennis player. MAYBE the statue. What’s with the arms, statue? Something to hide?!
Sports on Earth is quickly becoming a treasure trove of analysis and hilarity. (Hilarysis, I like to call it. This word is far better than trying to do it the other way. DO NOT TRY IT THE OTHER WAY.) This article was genuinely entertaining and informing.
All I have to say is Dan Dierdorf and Tim McCarver soon being out of pro sports delights me to no end.