Next Obamacare Batch

This trainwreck is just too much fun to turn away from. Make sure you're actually enrolled in Obamacare.  Don't worry---if you actually got to the point where you chose a plan, there's maybe a 75% chance that it actually worked! If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.  Unless your doctor sees the…

Drew Stubbs, we hardly knew ye

Drew Stubbs has gone to Colorado in exchange for Josh Outman. Stubbs was kind of an odd duck to begin -- think a poor man's Mike Cameron and you're not far wrong. He was cheap, but failed to do any of the things he was supposedly good at except strike out and play defense. .233/.305/.360 doesn't…

Fuck you, Venus.

*The planet, not the goddess or the tennis player. MAYBE the statue. What's with the arms, statue? Something to hide?! Sports on Earth is quickly becoming a treasure trove of analysis and hilarity. (Hilarysis, I like to call it. This word is far better than trying to do it the other way. DO NOT TRY…