The NFL Is Finally Safe

Nefarious women with regular-sized handbags—obviously the biggest threat to security—are right out with the NFL.

As the comments point out, make sure that your translucent (i.e., clear) plastic bag is colorless (what the NFL considers “clear”).  Just because you can see through it doesn’t mean it’s clear…err…?

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