Ways Russia is trying to kill me

In no particular order, and this is in less than a month:

1. Horrific air quality
2. Horrific pavement quality
3. Insane drivers
4. People blocking sidewalks and forcing you to use the road
5. People smoking on bridges made out of wood
6. People smoking in general
7. Escalators coming to an abrupt stop in the metro
8. Nearly getting cut in half by metro doors
9. Same, but replace with “metro” with “elevator”
10. Too much going up and down stairs
11. Expensive food
12. Low quality food
13. Combinations of 11 and 12

I think that’s a good start. (Actually, things have mostly been pretty good, but I feel in danger for my life 99% of the time.)

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