Dustin Richardson, last seen tooling around in the Braves farm system before he got canned, was suspended 50 games for being caught with five banned substances in his system. On the one hand, I give him credit for doing it To The Max, but on the other hand, when your main problem is that you couldn’t find the strike zone with two hands and a map, PEDs aren’t going to help you out much.
Via Rotoworld, which doesn’t really let me link to an individual story.
36 Chambers - The Legendary Journeys: Execution to the max! 