Two Execution Errors On MSDB

Recently, I tried out a Policy-Based Management tutorial.  When I got to the point where it was supposed to prevent somebody from creating a stored procedure not named a certain way, I kept getting a weird error:  "The EXECUTE permission was denied on the object 'sp_syspolicy_dispatch_event'".  Checking it online, I found absolutely no help, so…

RTFBS part 2*

Run The F*cking Ball, Stupid, is now officially a category on this website. It's not as catch as KISS, but it's more jargon-y, so I like that. The Browns lost 31-13. Of course, Chris Johnson all of sudden remembers how to run the ball in this game. Matt Hassellback got sacked zero times. His day…