Instead of dropping out of your current school to go to National American University, you could get a degree in Intelligence Studies at American Military University. That way, you could finally get into the CIA, rather than the [snort] DIA.
Ha ha! Fooled you!
You know, I'd like to think Americans wouldn't fall for this. I'd like to think that.
36 Chambers - The Legendary Journeys: Execution to the max! 