I was offered two jobs over the weekend, and I accepted the one that pays more. It’s also closer to [name of city in which I shall live]. I’m looking for apartments to relocate to a new Lair, with moving day being some time next week. The highlight of my journey? The schizophrenic signs along a high way; every two miles the signs changed from “DO NOT PASS” to “PASS WITH CARE”.

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