Important Sunday Discoveries

- The phrase "gadzooks" is used far too little in modern society.  We should all make an effort to rehabilitate such a wonderful saying.

Next To Be Found: Flying Pigs

People said that unicorns don't exist, but apparently they do.  In Italy, they found a deer with a horn at the top of its head, which qualifies in my book as a freak of nature.  And a unicorn, I guess.