Government officials are required to act as stupid as possible because rigidity prevents corruption. This rigidity leads to insane results, such as laying a felony charge on a 16-year-old girl for performing a science experiment. As front-line soldiers in the fight against competence and intelligence, school officials did what they do best: panic, overreact, and expel the girl because school officials must be slaves to their own moronic rules.
If the State knew about the science experiments I did as a 16-year-old in chemistry class… (Hints: one involved thermite; another was a demonstration of the combination of ammonia and hydrochloric acid)
42% of people think Obamacare has already been repealed (were that those 42% were correct!). 38% of pro-lifers support the biggest abortion racket out there. When citizens don’t pay attention, politicians can get away with saying and doing pretty much anything.
It looks like the US is in on another European policy: subsidizing terrorists. But hey, when you’re already subsidizing terrorists abroad, what’s a few more bucks?
Ed FitzGerald would not sign into law any legislation that “misspells” his name (as the more appropriate Fitzgerald). Ed FitzGerald and staff don’t understand the meaning of the word “misspell.” Ed FitzGerald probably would not respond to “Fitzie,” but might to “FitZie” or maybe “FitzIe.”
If somebody breaks into your home, don’t worry; you’ll die before the police get there anyhow. This is, of course, a reason to ban guns…somehow…
Note that this does not apply to left-leaning individuals, who will be allowed to continue shooting at robbers (even through the door, like Slow Joe Biden). It’s only you bitter clinger types who need to have your guns taken away.
In North Korea, the government will determine your haircut. The North Korean government is probably the single entity least likely to get you a good haircut.
Human intelligence may be on the decline.
Time to start up my side business: Brawndo, a drink with electrolytes. It’s what plants crave.