Attention to all who would post

Some rules that all shall follow before posting. I am Penguatroll, Lord of Discipline!

1. Keep all comments in posts that are germane to the discussion.

2. The punishment for breaking rule 1 is too horrible to mention.

3. Be sensitive to the religious beliefs of the Joooooo. Don’t type the name of the fellow you crazy monotheists think is in charge of stuff.

4. The punishment for breaking 3 is whatever it is that fellow would do to Kevin or you, the poster; it’s out of my hands.

I have spoken!