Unconstitutional (Part 2)

A judge at the US District Court in Pensicola, Florida has ruled Obamacare unconstitutional.  This is the second such ruling, and another good sign.  There are still several more levels of appeals to go, but each lower-level victory does help sway higher-level judges and justices.  That also makes the rulings 2-2 (not that this has significance in and of itself—there’s only one ruling which will really matter, and that’s what Anthony Kennedy says).

Next Up, The Preshizzle Discusses This Year’s United Way Campaign

Megan McArdle notes that President Obama’s State of the Union address sounds remarkably similar to a mediocre CEO with a bum product:  lots of chatter dancing around the big problem in the room.  Instead of grabbing the bull by the horns and other metaphors (most of which will not lead to a goring), Obama ducked the issue with a “we’ll freeze a tiny part of the budget for a few years while ignoring the giant train wrecks of our existing entitlement programs and, oh, also the new entitlement program which is already promising to be an albatross.”

Next year’s State of the Union address will involve Obama talking about the US government’s merger with a plumbing company in upstate New York.  It’s synergy!

The Dopey Face Of The Problem

Suppose you got a bad sandwich from a cafeteria.  What would you do?  Eat the losses (figuratively speaking)?  Complain to management and ask for a refund?  Not if you’re circus clown Congressman Dennis Kuchinich, who, when he gets a bad sandwich, decides to sue the cafeteria for $150,000.  It’s dealt long-lasting personal harm to him:  he found out that the olive pit has more character and integrity and has produced more for society than Kuchinich ever will.

It’s Broke! Yay!

Social Security is broke.  Revenues are no longer sufficient to cover outlays.  If you’re an optimist, this means that Congress can no longer “raid” the Social Security system to cover their spending.  Of course, you’d also be a particularly stupid optimist, one who lets people count money multiple times…  “No, don’t worry, I can pay you back!  Look, I got the $5000 you lent me, and there’s the $5000 that Jerry lent me and the $5000 that Sal lent me.  Obviously I’m good for at least $15K right there…”

Royal Rumble 2011: Who will win?

I’ve had a fair track record of success in calling the Royal Rumble in past years. Here are my top ten candidates to win this year’s expanded 40-man rumble.

10. John Cena — This would be a phenomenally stupid decision. However, unless the other guy has a nuclear bomb, never bet against Cena.

9. Kofi Kingston — One of these days, he’s going to get a World title shot. Money in the Bank is more likely, but stranger things have happened.

8. Sting — I have no proof he’s even signed with WWE, and if he has and does wrestle, I see him wrestling Undertaker rather than for a major title. However, they do love their surprises, and I could easily see a WCW guy headlining Wrestlemania in Atlanta. It sure as hell wouldn’t be Goldberg.

7. Sheamus — He’s big, and he’s King of the Ring, which usually bodes well. I don’t think he’s destined to headline WM, though. He’ll be there, and that’s a big point in his favor, but I see a lower card match in his future.

6. Undertaker — He’s won recently, and I can see him as a surprise entrant into the Rumble. If they’re going Taker-Cena this year (which I doubt) instead of next, I almost think the title would have to be part of it.

5. Wade Barrett — Like Sheamus, he’ll be on the WM card. Unlike Sheamus, all he’s done is lead Nexus and Corre and has little to show for it. This is the kind of the guy that the Rumble is designed for — somebody who couldn’t legit win Money in the Bank but needs a more contrived way into the title situation.

4. Kane — If he goes to RAW, I could see Kane finally winning the Rumble. Most of the good feuds on Smackdown are played out. He’s been rebuilt as a big deal, and with the right opponent it could be awesome.

3. CM Punk — The new Nexus situation reminds of the Legacy, 2009, and it could very well have a similar result. Punk has been brilliant this year, and it would be great to see a fresh face at the top of the WM card.

2. HHH — I really, really, hope I’m wrong. There’s no money match left for him, the world doesn’t need another Orton-HHH or Cena-HHH match, and the surprise entrant winning the Rumble has been abused recently. But he’s still HHH, which means it’s even stupider to bet against him than Cena.

My best guess, though, is… Continue reading