Ricker added that “A-Rod’s only out for the money. For him it’s not about baseball, it’s just about banking.”
Studies have shown that A-Rod is, incidentally, the league’s best banker. A lot of people don’t know this, but he was heavily recruited by Blackstone and Goldman coming out of high school. Jeter is genetically incapable of using an ATM; he in fact only understands those letters to be the abbreviation for ass to mouth.
