36 Chambers – The Legendary Journeys: Execution to the max!

December 31, 2007

Happy New Year

Filed under: Uncategorized — Kevin Feasel @ 9:00 pm

Happy new year to all of those who believe in that wacky solar calendar thing.

Happy Tuesday to Tony.

December 30, 2007

TV Tropes

Filed under: Cool Toys — Kevin Feasel @ 10:58 am

There is a Wiki set up entirely to deal wth TV tropes.  Here’s the entry for The Great Escape, which features Executive Meddling.

December 29, 2007

Embracing the Horror: Introduction

Filed under: Embracing the Horror — Anticartesius @ 3:53 pm

The bitter truth about informal logic and argument is that it’s a game played with no referees. Like high school tennis where you have to just trust your opponent to call the balls you hit in bounds when in fact they are. There are two problems here. First, the guy’s honest perception of where the ball landed is probably at least a little off. In the game of argument, even more or less reasonable and fair people like Tony, Kevin and me will often want to challenge a call and at least talk it over with the other guy until we can both agree on where the ball hit. The second problem is that many people are obnoxious jackasses who care more about racking up imaginary “wins” than playing the game, and in fact don’t even really know how to play the game except to just call everything out of bounds.

David Wong wrote John Dies at the End. He’s also an editor at Cracked and runs a website called Pointless Waste of Time. His interests include sociology, gaming and penis jokes. He is my hands-down pick for Revised Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 2007 because virtually everything he writes is in its very own dimension of amazing.

I have my favorites: “7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making you Miserable,” “Inside the Monkeysphere,” “Do-It-Yourself Crotch Bulges,” “A World of Warcraft World.” But when I read this, I knew Mr. Wong was truly a man after my own heart. In the words of Maddox, “Readjust your face, because it’s about to get rocked off.”

So what just happened?

This has happened. David Wong has asserted the following: “If you hold to a radical scientific materialism that determines your entire worldview then you are no longer permitted not to live in a hellish moral netherworld, because all value judgements are devoid of factual meaning.”

“So, what, he’s saying that all atheists are stupid and are basically walking contradictions?” Not at all. It only pertains to a certain type of a certain subtype of atheist, the majority of which, coincidently, tends to chirp to the tune of “ALL CHRISTIANS ARE RETARDED LOL!!!!!”

Anyway, I’m dedicating a whole series of articles to this article of his. I’m not going to argue it’s soundness. I’ve studied enough philosophy to know two things: the Wong article’s soundness is airtight and its argument is basically immaculate, and very few people actually care whether or not an argument is sound or valid.

What I’m going to do is unpack the horror. It is not enough to “ride the horror like a dolphin at Seaworld” or to “embrace the horror.” I am going to ride the horror like your mother after I get three Long Islands in her. I am going to have sex with the horror, and not figuratively either. It is not enough to see through the windshield, through the road, until we see nothing at all. We must get so accustomed to not seeing anything that we forget what sight ever was. David Wong has killed the Beached Whale of Sweet Naivity; I am going to blow up its corpse.

So I’m going to follow with an analysis of free will and determinism. We will learn that they can both be maintained… but at what cost?

December 28, 2007

Heck, All They Want To Do Is Copy Europe…

Filed under: Curmudgeonliness, Wacky Theories — Kevin Feasel @ 7:20 pm

“When the chips are down I think democracy is a less important goal than is the protection of the planet from the death of life, the end of life on it … This has got to be imposed on people whether they like it or not.”

It’s nice to see that environmentalists continue to say what they really mean. Democracy? Feh! If we don’t get the laws that people like Hillman want, then it’s obviously a flaw of democracy. I mean, what’s the use of representative government if you don’t get your way and you actually have to contend with those…things…who don’t hang off of your every word and follow whatever hairbrained scheme you’ve cooked up lately? They have it so much better in Europe, where the European Commission is slowly but surely taking control of all facets of government and there’s no problem regarding silly things like democracy (i.e., the unwashed masses who oppose Hillman’s brilliant schemes) getting in the way since they’re all unelected bureaucrats, most of whom probably agree with Hillman’s policy prescriptions and the rest of whom see it as a way of getting even more control and power.

December 27, 2007

Plague Imminent

Filed under: General Kvetching — Kevin Feasel @ 10:37 pm

I am currently in phase 1 of my yearly case of the plague:  sneezing every five minutes and sniveling like a small child.  This has affected my ability to do much of anything other than read This Week In Milford and play Madden.

In Madden, I decided to start a new franchise because my old one was going too well—I hadn’t lost in about 3 seasons and became unstoppable everywhere.  In my new one, I’m going to limit myself by not taking advantage of stupid draft pick trading AI.  In every version of Madden since 2004,  you have been able to trade your (inevitably bad) first round pick for pretty much any opponent’s 1st, 2nd, and either 3rd or 4th.  Because of this and a couple of other facts, it is possible to get two of the top 5 picks, a good second rounder, and a couple of mid-round picks (4th or 5th) each year, and if you can’t go undefeated doing that, you just aren’t trying hard enough.  In the process of this, I tweaked a few Bills, with the major tweak being Trent Edwards.  I made him a good bit more accurate (86), but at the cost of arm strength, which I dropped to an 83.  I should have realized that this was getting into Chad Pennington territory, but Edwards has trouble throwing out routes and can’t loft a ball further than about 20 yards.  Yikes.  On the other hand, he’s still performed better than JP Losman, and thus I made Edwards the official starter after a week 5 loss to the Cowboys.  In addition, I snagged Chris Cooley and a 4th & 5th for my first round pick, and am very happy for it.  Cooley gives me two quality receivers and when you have a west coast style of passer, it’s a nice thing to have a really good tight end rather than Robert Royal (74) and Kevin Everett (69)…  My defense, though, needs help…  I am 5-1 despite this, having bested two teams by a field goal apiece.  Huzzah for special teams!

December 26, 2007

Blood Libel: The Next Generation

Filed under: Yiddishkeit — Kevin Feasel @ 6:53 pm

The Power Line guys have a nice post on the modern blood libel. This time, instead of eating Catholic babies, it’s shooting Palestinian babies.

The entire al Dura story started out fishy and just turned disgusting. A man who was injured by Palestinians and whose arm was surgically repaired by an Israeli doctor then murders his son in a scheme to make it look like Israelis did it. During the murder, a French crew tapes this, removes the parts showing the father to be the murderer, and airs the shortened piece, giving the second Intifada a young boy to rally around.

There’s not much more to say except that this is total barbarism. Naturally, it must be the fault of the Jews…

Javy Lopez Back With The Braves

Filed under: Sports — Kevin Feasel @ 6:50 pm

Well, Javy Lopez is a Brave again. He signed a minor league deal and might be the backup catcher.

All in all, I would say that it is not a bad risk for Atlanta. In the worst case scenario, they either dump him before the season begins and go with another backup or he struggles for a bit as a backup catcher, hitting roughly like what Clint Sammons would do. In the best case scenario, he turns out to still have something left against left-handers and becomes a decent bench option and somebody who is not a total waste of 3 AB once or twice a week.

I do have to wonder, though: if Javy Lopez really has lost his offensive ability, does this mean that people will think that he’s become a good defensive catcher?

December 25, 2007

A Successful Return

Filed under: Travels In Foreignania — Kevin Feasel @ 1:19 pm

As you can tell from my post yesterday, I am now back in the US.  I would have posted on Sunday, seeing as how I was supposed to be back then, but, uh, I wasn’t…

I learned an important lesson on the flight from Frankfurt to New York:  the emergency exit seat right next to the bathroom is the perfect coach class seat.  On my flight, there was nobody sitting in the seat to the right of me, so I could stretch out.  There isn’t a middle aisle, so no people there.  In addition, the bathroom was about 3 steps away.  But the number one reason was that there is twice as much legroom in the row next to the emergency exit door, at least on a 767.  I was actually able to stretch out and didn’t need to worry about the person ahead of me tilting their seat back.  That was a beautiful flight…

Once I arrived in New York, I learned that my 4:30 flight to Columbus was re-scheduled to 6:47 PM.  Why 6:47 and not 6:45 or 7:00?  I have no clue…  A Cleveland flight was scheduled for 6:43, so it wasn’t just mine.  All over the eastern half of the country, weather conditions were horrible.  In New York, I could see from the window that the rain wasn’t falling down—it was falling across.  Winds were roughly 40 MPH and constant and rain alternated between really hard and not quite hard.  By about 5:30, 6 or 7 Delta flights were cancelled, and they kept cancelling flights after that.  Fortunately, our plane got to JFK and we were able to board at about 7:30.  JFK has a weird setup in which you have to go through a outdoor tunnel to reach your gate, and the wind was blowing like crazy around that tunnel.  On the plane, the steward was holding the curtain over the front door to keep it from blowing too hard inside, and we were taking some passengers from the next Columbus flight because it was cancelled.  Eventually, at about 8, the plane started moving…and stopped.  And started…and stopped…  After about 15 minutes of taxiing, the pilot came on the radio and said that JFK had been shut down for about an hour, so now they were starting things up and we had to wait in line.  Our position in line?  Err…55…  We had to wait more than an hour in order to take off, finally doing so at about 9:30.  The flight lasted 90 minutes and was a bit rough because of the crazy winds, but the pilot did about as well as you could under such circumstances and got us down at 11 PM.  I got to my bags at 11:30 and met my mom and brother there.

The moral of this story is that you should never travel with me.  Something always goes wrong and you end up somewhere for several hours…

December 24, 2007

Happy Belated Festivus

Filed under: Team Orthodoxy — Kevin Feasel @ 6:44 pm

I would like to wish a happy belated Festivus to everyone.  Unfortunately, I was not around yesterday in order to post this.

Festivus here consisted of Tony’s fiancee wrestling Tony down and pinning him as the feat of strength.  Unfortunately, she accidentally broke both of his legs by using an illegal wrestling move.  During the pin, Tony’s tag-team partner—The Amazing Spider-Dan—attempted a full-suplex, 720 roundhouse with a counterclockwise pile drive.  This failed miserably and only ended up having Dan impregnate himself.

Fantasy football roundup

Filed under: Sports — Tony Demchak @ 8:50 am

So when the dust settles, I end up in fourth (out of 16) in one league and sixth (out of 10). Looking back, I regret passing up on Adrian Peterson in one league, foolishly thinking he’d play the Reggie Bush to Chester Taylor’s Deuce McAllister. Shaun Alexander was a bust as my first round pick in the ESPN league. Once again, I had very poor running backs until I picked up Earnest Graham off of the waiver wires and MJD picked things up. On the plus side, Tony Romo got me into the playoffs and helped me upset the no. 1 seed.

In the Yahoo league, I got killed by Laurence Maroney; I had great WRs, Chester Taylor, Adrian Peterson, and Peyton Manning, and if not for some lousy matchups, I could very well have ended up in first instead of sixth. Everything worked as I wanted it to, I just had bad luck.

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