I am absolutely pumped the Browns got two great players in the first round. I was happy when we got Joe Thomas (OT, Wisconsin), but when I saw Brady Quinn (QB, Notre Dame) fell to 22, when even the Browns had to trade up to get him, I was giddy. We got a really nice CB in Eric Wright, even though he has a lot of baggage. I hope that means he has a big posse. The draft was rounded out by a another DB and a couple of defensive ends. I don’t like losing our 1st round pick next year, but we needed a new QB and there isn’t anybody in the draft next year that I really like so far. On the other hand, there are lots of quality running backs to be had. There’s a lot riding on Quinn and Thomas; if one is a bust, the draft is a bust. Football Outsiders called Quinn the best QB in the draft. For the first time in a long time, I’m really excited about the Browns’ drafting in the first round; it’s gravy that it’s two players instead of one.
If I receive 20 comments to this post (or more), I shall reveal my true identity to you, so that you can better worship me and serve as my army of loyal minions. They must be from 20 different people, and the Jooooooo and Dan don’t count.
While lunchinating at a local eating establishment (you may have heard of it — McDonald’s), I examined my receipt. It proclaimed that free money and/or food could be mine if I signed onto a website and filled out a survey. Then I read the rules, and noted that it said “Canadian residents must answer a skill-testing question to enter.” It’s about time the truth came out! Canadians are clearly dumber than Americans (or at least less skilled.) A multinational billion-dollar corporation said so, so if you argue, you must be a communist. U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!!
